The Birthday Month

This month has been bizarre. From attempting al-fresco fucking in the snow to testing the floating capabilities of contents of a lady's handbag... it's been a good 'un. Oh and the 28th was also my birthday so I'm now the ripe old age of 24 - woo!

To be honest, I cant remember most of February due to the sheer amount of alcohol I've consumed.

But I do remember that somehow I've managed to lock myself into a "relationship" with a dude with OCD (whilst I'm not being judgmental...it is bloody difficult to sit there for 10 minutes and watch him rearrange his rice that he dropped on the table from his chinese into a perfect square...only for me to tell him that it's not a perfect square (I like things perpendicular) and he has to do it all again) oh and he has love-handles that are bigger than mine ...and MOOBS. Gosh, I've gone all shallow but after T and the ninja...he just doesnt fit the calibre. Why am I with him? well technically I'm not cos what happens when you're drunk never really happened....but unfortunately i do remember. ugh.

Talking about T and ninja, both have been back in contact lately, weird times. It's a shame I still fancy T. But I did realise the other day that I am actually in love with the ninja. lol. Never saw that coming.

So anyway, yeah - there's a new boy at work (and I must stress BOY, he's only a bubba) but he's HOT....gonna go bed and dream about him now... although saying that, we and dorry think he may be a packer of the fudge variety...