Well spank my arse and call me Charlie.

I'm an idiot.

Or as my little 4 yr old friend says, I'm a 'poo poo head numpty'

One should know by now that expectations are rarely fulfilled and can only lead to slight disappointment.

I hope this isn't an indication of the year ahead - I think its time I had a good year for once! 2008 has already been a bummer but hey - not long left!

Roll on the New Year, the New Kate is itching is to come out.